Zigomaticothéque......!!!!!

[Ocatarinetabellatchitchix]

Et tu trouves cela drôle ?

Oui, beaucoup

[Rockandrail]

Comme quoi la planche à billets, c'est mieux que la blanche habillée.

[Lebrac]

[Le Basque]

Hey dude, are you lookin' for the white lady ?...

[rabelaisien]

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Languages ... sage/22268
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old woman because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director," she answered. "Interesting," the newsman thought.

He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years.

After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her early 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now in her 80's, a funeral director.

The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers..

She smiled and explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."

Oh, just hush-up and send it on!

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[Rockandrail]

And did she wear blue suede shoes?

[Le Basque]

You can burn my house,
Steal my car,
Drink my liquor,
From an old fruitjar.

Do anything that you want to do, but uh-uh,
Honey, lay off of my shoes,
Don't you step on my blue suede shoes.
You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes !

Uh uh...

[Rockandrail]

Love, sister, it's just a kiss away...

[Lebrac]

Saviez-vous qu'il y a deux types d'OVNI?

L'OVNI tender et l'OVNI true...

[Rockandrail]

Saviez-vous qu'il y a deux types d'OVNI?

L'OVNI tender et l'OVNI true...

L'OVNI Tender, je viens d'en mettre une photo dans le fil spaghetti